halloween should be 1 week long
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
I HAVE SEEN THIS POST AT LEAST THREE TIMES AND I JUST NOW SAW THE FACE AND IM TERRIFIED
Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.
right, what the fuck, who would ever like that asshole
why limit it to just the asshole when we can talk about HIS ENTIRE ASS
well tell him his ASS SUCKS TOO
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
ah good, my hunger is half horse today
YOU GUYS CMON
"IM SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A HORSE"
meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born
I took this screen shot
but it always reminds me of this gif
I guess you could say they’re…
(⌐■_■) PK Rockin’
what does nicholas cage dry his hair with?
the Declaration of Independence
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